– Send the ravens to CyberCrew!
– Forgive me, sire, but all the ravens have flown already.
– Send a pigeon instead!
– Freshly out of pigeons, sire.
– HAVE WE ANYTHING TO SEND?
– We could send an e-mail, sire.
– An e-mail?! *ugh* .. Fine!
Yup! Medieval ages are long gone and the black arts of modern technology are upon us.
Behold – the E-Mail!
Whatever your distress is, be it mundane or unworldly, benign or complicated, we @ CyberCrew can assist you in the matters most becoming of your dire.
We love praise, but we accept complaints, too! We always strive to improve, so don’t hesitate to spank us with your words, if need be.
We’d certainly welcome it.